Two trailer park girls go round the outside,
round the outside, round the outside
Two trailer park girls go round the outside,
round the outside, round the outside

Guess who's back, back again
Shady's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back
Da la la… Da la la…

I've created a monster, cuz nobody wants
to see Marshall no more they want Shady
I'm chopped liver
Well if you want Shady, then this is what
I'll give ya a little bit of weed mixed
with some hard liquor
Some vodka that will jumpstart
my heart quicker
Then a shock when I get shocked
At the hospital by the Dr. when
I'm not cooperating when
I'm rocking the table while he's operating
You waited this long to stop debating
Cuz I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating
I know you got a job
Ms. Cheney but your husbands heart problem
is complicated
So the F C C won't let me be
or let me be me so let me see
They tried to shut me down on M T V
But it feels so empty without me
So come on dip, bum on your lips
Fuck that cum on your lips and some
on your tits
And get ready cuz this shit's about to
get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits
"Fuck you, Debbie!"

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy
Cuz it feels so empty without me
(I said) this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy
Cuz it feels so empty without me

Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed, their parents
still listen to Elvis
They start feeling like prison is helpless,
'til someone comes along on a mission
And yells “Bitch"
A visionary, vision is scary,
could start a revolution,
Pollutin' the air waves a rebel so let me
just revel and bask
In the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass
And it's a disaster such a catastrophe for you
to see so damn much of my ass
You ask for me?
Well, I'm back, na na na…
Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then
I'm gonna enter into the front of your skin
Like a splinter
The center of attention back for the winter
I'm interesting,the best thing since wrestling
Infesting in your kids ears and nesting testing
“Attention Please"
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
Here's my 10 cents my 2 cents is free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy
Cuz it feels so empty without me
(I said) this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy
Cuz it feels so empty without me

A tisk -it a task -it,
I go tit for tat with anybody
who's talking this shit that shit
Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get
your ass kicked worse than them little
Limp Bizkit bastards
And Moby, you can get stomped by Obie
You 3 6 year old bald headed fag blow me
You don't know me, you're too old
Let go, it's over, nobody listens to techno
Now lets go, just give me the signal
I will be there with a whole list
full of new insults
I've been dope, suspenseful with
a pencil ever since
Prince turned himself into a symbol
But sometimes he shit just seems
Everybody only wants to discuss me
So this means
I'm disgusting but its just me
I'm just obscene
Though I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley
To do Black Music so selfishly
And use it to get myself wealthy
There's a concept that works 20 million
other white rappers emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It'll be so empty without me

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy
Cuz it feels so empty without me
(I said) this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy
Cuz it feels so empty
(without me)

Hum dei la la la, la la la la la,
la la la la la, la la la la
Hum dei la la la, la la la la la,
la la la la la, la la la la (Kids!)