Slim Shady
Chorus：
They call me Slim Shady
I'm back
I'm back
That's why
They call me Slim Shady
I'm back
I'm back
That's why
They call me Slim Shady
I'm back
I'm back
That's why
They call me Slim Shady
I'm back
I'm back

Verse 1：
I murder a rhyme, one world at a time
Ya never heard of a mind as perverted as mine

Ya better get rid of that 9 it ain't gonna help
What good's it gonna do against a man that strangles himself

I'm waitin for hell like hell. shit I'm anxious as hell
Manson, you're safe in that cell, Be thankfull it's jail
I used to be my mom's little angel at 12
13 I was puttin shells in the gauge on the shelf
I used to get punked & bullied on my block until
I cut a kitten's head off & stuck it in this kids mailbox
I used to give a fuck now I give a fuck less
What do I think of success it sucks too much press
& stress too much cess & breast to upset,it's just
Too much mess I guess I must just blew up quick
Grew up quick, was raised right

Whatever you say is wrong, whatever I say is right
You think of my name now whenever you say Hi
Became a commodity cuz I'm W-H-I-T-E cuz
MTV was so friendly to me
Can't wait till Kim sees me
Now is it worth it? Look at my life how is it perfect
Read my lips bitch, what, my mouth isn't workin'
You hear this finger, oh it's upside down
Here let me turn this muthafucka up right now

Chorus：
They call me Slim Shady
I'm back
I'm back
That's why
They call me Slim Shady
I'm back
I'm back
That's why
They call me Slim Shady
I'm back
I'm back
That's why
They call me Slim Shady
I'm back
I'm back

Verse 2：
I'll take each individual degenerates head and reach into it
Just to see if he's influenced by me if he listens to music

& if he feeds into this shit he's an innocent victim
& becomes a puppet on the string of my tennis shoe
Wicky Wicky Wicky my name is Slim Shady
I been crazy way before radio didn't play (m)
The sensational “back is the incredible”
With Ken Kaniff who just finds them inedible
It's Ken Kaniff on the internet tryin' to lure your kids with him into bed
It's a sick world we live in these days
Slim for Pete's sake, put down Christopher Reeves leg
Jeez you guys are so sensitive
Slim it's touchy subject, Try just don't mention it,

Mind with no sense in it fried schitzophrenic
Cuz eyes get so squinted, I'm blind from smoke in 'em
With my windows tinted, with 9 limos rented
Doing coke in 'em, with a bunch of guys hopping
All high & indo scented.
& that's where I get my name from

Chorus：
That's why
They call me Slim Shady
I'm back
I'm back
That's why
They call me Slim Shady
I'm back
I'm back
That's why
They call me Slim Shady
I'm back
I'm back
That's why
They call me Slim Shady
I'm back
I'm back

Verse 3：
I'll take____________________. Stand 'em all in line
Add an AK-47, a revolver, a 9
A mack-11 & that oughta solve a problem of mine
& that's a whole school of bullets shot up all at one time

Cuz I'm Shady they call me as crazy as
The world was over this whole Y2K thing
& by the way N-Sync, why do they sing
Am I the only one who realizes they stink
Should I dye my hair pink and care what y'all think?
Lip synch & buy a bigger size of earrings
That's why I tend to block out when I hear things
Cuz all these fans screamin is makin my ears ring
So I just throw up a middle finger & let it linger
Longer than the rumor that I was stickin it to Christina

Cuz if I stuck it to a singer in showbiz
it'd by Jennifer Lopez & Puffy you know this
Sorry Puff but I don't give a fuck if this chick was
My own mother I'd still fuck her with no rubber
& cum inside her and have a son and a new brother
At the same time & just say that it ain't mine

What's my name?

I'm Slim Shady
I'm back
I'm back
That's why they call me Slim Shady
I'm back
I'm back

That's why they call me Slim Shady
I'm back
I'm back
They call me Slim Shady
I'm back
I'm back
Ha,ha.Hi mom!
Guess who's back
D12
Dr.Dre
Slim shady 2001, I'm blew out from this blunt
fuck