Intro
Good evening, this is your fucking captain speaking... We will soon be reaching an altitude of 4 million and-a-half feet that's 8 million miles in the sky... please undo your seatbelt for takeoff, you are now free to smoke about the cabin
Verse 1
(Dr. Dre) I'm Dre from back in the day from
N.W.A. from black and the grey from
chokin' a bitch to smackin' her face from
stackin' up bodies to rackin' AK's up from
rackin' up hits to stackin' them crates up
I'm still hungry and I'm back with a tape worm
and we're what's happenin' in rap entertainment
me and shady far as competition faggot there ain't none
(Eminem) Speak of the devil its attack of the Rainman
chainsaw in hand blood stain on my apron
soon as the blade spun vuun they run away from
who wanna play dungeon no one is safe from
in search of a brain surgeon, a great one
wait, it ain't funny man its urgent I need one
2 boxes of detergent and a paint gun
and an emergency squirt gun to spray A-1
Chorus
So one more time for old time's sake
Dre drop that beat and scratch that break
and just blow a little bit of that smoke my way
and lets go, you are now smokin' with the best - best
I said one more time for old time's sake
Dre drop that beat and scratch that break
now just send a little bit of that smoke my way
and lets go, you are now smokin' with the best - best
Verse 2
(Eminem) Smoke signal in the sky like Verizon Wireless
a nice environment
surprise entirely hypnotized by the sound I surround the hydrants
takin' lives of fireman say goodbye here I am again
naked wives and Vicodin
before I begin to get so high pussyboy I could spin
vinn-vinn fuck the handle I fly off the hinge
let that boy off the bench coach and throw it to him
there he goes in his trench coat no clothes again
baby make us some french toast and show us some skin
I'll show you every inch grows on my foreskin
show me nipple I'll pinch both and throw up a ten
now ya know it's a sin, to tease blow us again
the sorcerer of intercourse if it's forced, it's him
don't fight the feeling if your feeling the force within
& when ya wake up in the morning next to the porcelain
Chorus
Verse 3
(Dr Dre) Now where there's smoke there's fire and where there's fire there's flame
where there's flames there's chronic, either you high or you ain't
I got no time for no games...
(Eminem) nuh-uh he ain't playin'
he's gonna get the AK and then aim it right at your brain, I'm slightly insane, vodka and creatine
Hypnotic and Red Bull it's an incredible energy drink
and it's givin' me wings I believe I can fly
while I pee on the girl you won't catch me C.S.I.
it's as easy as pie and as simple as cake
Dre, get on the mic and make 'em tremble and shake...
(Dr. Dre) Now put your smoke up in the air, raise your Henny and Coke
and if you really wanna get fucked up, just let me know
we can smoke till there's no more lighter fluid to do it, let's get in to it
you're smokin' with the triedest and truest
I got the Midas touch when it comes to rollin' shit up
you Motherfuckers ain't smokin you just holdin' shit up
now here we go lets get up, get down hold up a blunt
I smoke the kinda stuff to make the records go number one
cause if at first you don't succeed, wont hurt to smoke some weed
now them words are just a little more personal for me
seein' as how I blew up off of puffin them trees...
(Eminem) Well smoke enough for me fuck yeah, light it up Cheech
come on smoke me out cuz give me contact buzz
get me on track, they love me when I'm on that stuff
but this is earth callin' Shady man, come on back (what)
man we're losing him he won't even respond back fuck
now look at all the pretty women in here...
(Dr. Dre) Damn Bitches...
Eminem) Dre it's hot, I think we better go check on there temperatures
I'll get the thermometer, you get the bandages
now baby just bend over this wont hurt a damn bit just gimme...
Chorus