I GOT MY CAT SCRATCH FEVER EIGHT TRACK
MY BEST FRIEND'S IN A GUN RACK
I'M A LOWLIFE
I OWE EVERYBODY MONEY
I THINK RACIST JOKES ARE FUNNY
I'M A LOWLIFE
I GOT A DIRTY MIND, A GUTTER MOUTH
I'M MAKIN' TIME, I'M GOIN' OUT
WITH YOUR WIFE

CUZ I'M A LOWLIFE
I'M A LOWLIFE

I GOT KIDS I NEVER SEEN
AND THEIR MOMMA'S SEVENTEEN
I'M A LOWLIFE
I TAKE STRIPPERS OUT TO BREAKFAST
YOU CAN ADD THAT TO MY CHECKLIST
I'M A LOWLIFE
AHH THE LANDLORD CALLED THE RENT IS DUE
I SPENT IT ALL ON A KISS TATTOO
I ROCK N ROLL ALL NIGHT

CUZ I'M A LOWLIFE
I'M A LOWLIFE
I'M A LOWLIFE
LIVIN' THE HIGHLIFE

I'M WATCHIN' PORNO ON THE TV
WONDERIN' WHY SHE'D EVER LEAVE ME
I'M A LOWLIFE
THE OBJECT OF MY AFFECTION
ASKED THE POLICE FOR PROTECTION
I'M A LOWLIFE
THE ROMANCE IS GONE I'M DOIN' FINE
ME AND YOUR MOM HAD A REAL GOOD TIME
JUST LAST NIGHT

CUZ I'M A LOWLIFE
I'M A LOWLIFE

I MAKE BLACK MUSIC FOR THE WHITE MAN
KEEP COCAINE UPON MY NIGHTSTAND
I'M A LOWLIFE
AIN'T NEVER HUNG OUT IN THE CATSKILLS
BUT I'VE BEEN TO JAIL IN NASHVILLE
I'M A LOWLIFE
I'VE GOT A DIRTY MIND A GUTTER MOUTH
I'M MAKIN' TIME, I'M GOIN' OUT
WITH YOUR WIFE

I'M A LOWLIFE
I'M A LOWLIFE
I'M A LOWLIFE
LIVIN' THE HIGHLIFE