I want to hear a comedy waltz tonight
A couple of beers and a comedy waltz tonight
Small minded people at the place where I work
Small minded people all over the world
So I want to hear a comedy waltz tonight

Tell me a joke that brings tears to my eyes
Tell me a joke so that I can lough 'till I cry
I've heard the news and it's always the same
Never any laughs just trouble again
So tell me a joke that brings tears to my eyes

There's something I can't quite put my finger on
About a clockwork monkey beating a drum
But anytime I've seen such a thing
There's something inside of me knows what it means

I want to learn how to dance
I want to spin

There's something I can't quite put my finger on
About a clockwork monkey beating a drum
But anytime I've seen such a thing
There's something inside of me knows what it means

I want to hear a comedy waltz tonight
A couple of beers and a comedy waltz tonight
Yes I want to hear a comedy waltz tonight