THERE ARE NO MONKS IN MY BAND
THERE ARE NO SAINTS IN THIS LAND
I'LL BE DOIN' ALL I CAN
IF I DIE AN HONEST MAN

CONFUSION IS MY MIDDLE NAME
ASK ME AGAIN I'LL TELL YOU THE SAME
PERSUADED BY ONE SEXY DAME
NO I DO NOT FEEL NO SHAME

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YOU ARE ON THE ROAD
CAN I GET A LITTLE LOVIN' FROM YOU
CAN I GET A LITTLE BIT OF THAT DONE DID DO
YOU ARE ON THE ROAD
TELL ME NOW GIRL THAT YOU NEED ME TOO
TELL ME NOW GIRL 'CAUSE I'VE GOT A FEELING 4 YOU

EVERY MAN HAS CERTAIN NEEDS
TALKIN' 'BOUT THEM DIRTY DEEDS
TO THESE NEEDS I MUST CONCEDE
LIVIN' BY MY LOWLY CREED

WOMAN PLEASE KNOW THAT I'M GOOD
KNOW THAT I DID ALL I COULD
BUT YES ITS TRUE LIKELIHOOD
OF BEING GREAT IS NOT SO GOOD

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THERE ARE NO MONKS IN MY BAND
THERE ARE NO SAINTS IN THIS LAND
I'LL BE DOIN' ALL I CAN
IF I DIE AN HONEST MAN

VIRTUE SLIPPED INTO MY SHOE
NO I WILL NOT MISCONSTRUE
MORE ROCKIN' MORE ROCKIN' NOW DOOB LEY DO
DANCIN' DOWN YOUR AVENUE

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