Dearly beloved
we r gathered here today
2 get through this thing called life
electric word life
it means forever and that's a mighty
long time.
But I'm here 2 tell u
there's something else... the afterworld
A world of never ending happiness
u can always see the sun
day or night
so when u call up that shrink in
Beverly Hills
u know the one
Dr. Everything'll be alright
instead of asking him how much of
your time is left
ask him how much of your mind
baby 'cuz.
in this life things r much barder
than in the afterworld
in this life you're on your own
and if de-elevator tries 2 bring
u down
go crazy
punch a higher floor
if u don't like the world you're
living in
take a look around u

at least u got friends
u see, I called my old lady
4 a friendly word
she just picked up the phone
dropped it on the floor
sex, sex is all I heard
r we gonna let de-elevator
bring us down
oh, no Let's Go!
let's go crazy
let's get nuts
let's look 4 the purple banana 'til they
put us in the truck, let's go!
We're all excited
But we don't know why
Maybe it's cuz
we're all gonna die
& when we do
what's it all 4
u better live now
before the grim reaper come knocking
on your door
tell me r we gonna let the de-elevator
bring us down
oh no let's go

Chorus

Dr. Everything'll be alright'll make
everything go wrong
Pills & thrills and dafodills will kill
Hang tough, children
He's coming, He's coming, He's coming