The sea is foamin' like a bottle of beer
The wave is comin' but I ain't got no fear
I'm waxin' down so that I'll go real fast
I'm waxin' down because it's really a blast
I'm goin' surfin' cuz I don't like your face
I'm bailin' out because I hate the race
of Ratts that fun round and round in the maze
I'm goin' surfin', I'm goin' surfin'!

*You take your car to work
I'll take my board
And when you're out of fuel
I'm still afloat

My buddies and their honies all come along
They seem invincible as they surf along
The sea is rollin' like a thousand pound keg
We're goin' surfin', we're goin' surfin'!

(*Repeat X 2)

All along the undertow is strengthening it's hold

I've got a 1 2-sided die
Now I can never go home

(*Repeat X 3)