When I was younger I used to go and tip cows for fun, yeah
Actually I didn't do that cuz I didn't want the cow to be sad
But some of my friends did. They were all just a little bit wicked.
They'd blow up mailboxes or with a baseball bat go for direct hits.
On Halloween, you could forget it.
They'd throw rotten eggs into traffic,
Toilet paper the fences, throw the tables, chairs, and the benches.
After practice sometimes we would break into mad fits
Causing damage, hurling amplifiers and mic-stands

Everybody get dangerous, everybody get dangerous (boo-yah)
Everybody get dangerous, everybody get dangerous (boo-yah)
Everybody get dangerous, everybody get dangerous (boo-yah)
Everybody get dangerous, everybody get dangerous

I got a confession that I will make if you will listen
Late in the night times we'd drive around with hairspray
and sharp knives
Looking for road-kills,
we'd light the things on fire for cheap thrills
Stab the corpses and lick the knives like we're evil forces

Hockey games on frozen ponds no safety pads were ever put on.
Driving home on country roads, 65 in a 25 zone
In my parents' Tercel. How did we survive so well?
Throw out the keys and the wheel locks up.
I almost killed every one of us.

Everybody get dangerous, everybody get dangerous (boo-yah)
Everybody get dangerous, everybody get dangerous (boo-yah)
Everybody get dangerous, everybody get dangerous (boo-yah)
Everybody get dangerous, everybody get dangerous

There must be a guardian angel
Or some kind of destiny we have
Cuz we should have died a long time ago
The way that we were living in our past
And what will we say when our kids come to us
And ask with a smile on their face：
"Hey Dad, my friends got some new ninja swords
Is it cool if we slash up this place...
And get dangerous?"

Everybody get dangerous, everybody get dangerous (boo-yah)
Everybody get dangerous, everybody get dangerous (boo-yah)
Everybody get dangerous, everybody get dangerous (boo-yah)
Everybody get dangerous, everybody get dangerous