Thought I was much better than most, thought I was above average.
They said "What do you mean? You're lower than average"
I said "I love you" to the girl I'd liked all along.
She turned 'round to me, smacked me in the head with her fist.

なんでこんなに散々さんざんシチュエーションばかり 休やすむ間まも無ない Thank you my god
失うしなって毎回損まいかいそんするだけ でも失うしなった分気ぶんきづけたのさ
Hey まだケリはついてなんかないぜ ほらムキになったまま噛かみ付ついて
Hey まだあいつのダサイ泣なきっ面つらを拝おがむまでは離はなすんじゃないぞ

なんでそうなんねん パスやもう勘弁かんべん 神様かみさまがどっかで見みていたとして
なんで俺おればっかりこんな目めに遭あうねん なんで俺おれの足あしこんなに臭くさいねん?
6年ろくねんの時半ときはんズボンの日ひにウンコ漏もらすし 1時間目いちじかんめやし
ヤンキーの人ひとにめっちゃ蹴けられたし 蹴けり返かえしたらガードされた

It's just not on, my master. It's just not on, you know, God.
Oh God, could it possibly bring back anymore memories?
It's just not on, my master. It's just not on, you know, God.
Oh God, sepia, the color's all gone...

When I was three, just wearing shorts shat myself... But it was just the first class.
Got beaten up by a low-life. When I fought back, they took care of me.