MY BROTHER SEEMS TO GO TO SCHOOL TODAY
A CIRCUMSTANTIAL ACCOUNT IS PUT IN THE
END
LET ME TELL YOU ONE THING TO EXPLAIN
MY BROTHER JIMMY TAKES A DOSE OF PILLS

HE SAYS HE WANNA BE UNUSUAL
HE WATCHES PORNOS EVERY DAY
DAY AFTER DAY, HE'S FUCKED UP
THERE'S SOMETHING ON THE SHOULDERS
TATTOOS! AHHHHH

I WANNA BE LIKE BROTHER JIM
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
DON'T YOU HAVE ANY REGRETS?
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
I CAN'T BE JUST LIKE A SEVENTEEN
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
JIMMY IS MY PUNK ASS BROTHER
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

MY BROTHER WENT TO THE TITTY BAR TONIGHT
HE DOESN'T CARE HOW MUCH HE DID EXPEND
COZ' MY BROTHER WENT TO CASINO BAR TWO
NIGHTS
HE DREW THE QUEEN OF HEARTS AND GOT
BUNCH OF BUCKS

HE SAYS,“YOU GOTTA BE PUNK ROCK!”
HE SHOWS ME HOW TO BE THE ONE
DAY BY DAY, I CAN GROW UP
THERE'S SOMETHING IN MY POCKET
THE KEY! AHHHHH

I WANNA BE LIKE BROTHER JIM
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
DON'T YOU HAVE ANY REGRETS?
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
I CAN'T BE JUST LIKE A SEVENTEEN
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
JIMMY IS MY PUNK ASS BROTHER
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?