There was beer all over the dance floor
And the band was playin' rhythm and blues
You got down and did "The 'Gator"
And half an hour later
You were barfin' all over
Your girlfriend's shoes
But the Greeks don't want no freaks
The Greeks don't want no freaks
Just put a smile on your rosy cheeks
'Cause the Greeks don't want no freaks

She was the pride and the passion of Dixie
She did exactly what her daddy had planned
She was the perfect little sister
Until somebody missed her
And they found her in the bushes
With the boys in the band
But the Greeks don't want no freaks
No, the Greeks don't want no freaks
Put a great big smile on your rosy cheeks
'Cause the Greeks don't want no freaks

No, the Greeks don't want no freaks
I said the Greeks don't want no freaks
Just put that "Monster" smile on them rosy cheeks
No, the Greeks don't want no freaks