I got nasty habits
I take tea at three
Yes and the meat I eat for dinner
It must be hung up for a week
My best friend he shoots water rats
and feeds them to his geese
Don't you think
there's a place for you in between the sheets
Come on now honey
we can build a home for three
Come on now honey,
don't you want to live with me
There's a score of hairbrained children
They're all locked in the nursery
They got earphone heads, they got dirty necks
They're so twentieth century

Well they queue up for the bathroom

Round about 7：35
Don't you think we need a woman's touch to
make it come alive
You'd look good pram pushing down
the High Street
Come on now Honey
Don't you want to live with me

Woh the servants, they're so helpless, yeah
The cook she is a whore, yeah
And the butler has a place for her
behind the pantry door
The maid she's French
She's got no sense
She's from the Crazy Horse
And when she strips, the chauffeur flips
The butler's eyes got crossed
Don't you think there's a place for us right
across the street
Don't you think there's a place for you in
between the sheets