I'm feeling so tired, can't understand it
Just had a fortnight's sleep
I'm feeling so stoned, oooh so distracted
Ain't touched a thing all week

Feeling drunk
Juiced up and sloppy
Ain't touched a drink all night
Feeling hungry, can't see the reason
Just had a horse meat pie

*Yeah, when you call my name
I salivate like a Pavlov dog
Yeah, when you lay me out
My heart is beating louder than a big bass drum

You got to mix it, child, ya got to fix it
It must be love, it's a bitch
You got to mix it, child, ya got to fix it
It must be love, it's a bitch

Sometimes I'm sexy, move like a stud
Kicking the stall all night
Sometimes I'm so shy, got to be worked on
Don't have no bark or bite

*Repeat

I'll tell you, yeah
I feel alright now
Got to be
Yeah, I feel alright now
Yes I do
Hey, hey.....