Brian, Top marks for not trying
So kind of you to bless us with your effortlessness,
we're grateful and so strangely comforted.
And I wonder, are you putting us under?
Because we can't take our eyes off the t-shirt and tie combination
See you later innovator

Some want to kiss some want to kick you, there's not a net you couldn't slip
through
Or at least that's the impression I get, because you're smooth and you're wet
and she's not aware yet but she's yours

She'll be saying use me, show me the Jacuzzi
I imagine that it's there on a plate your high rendezvous rate means that you'll
never be frightened to make them wait for a while
I doubt it's your style not to get what you set out to acquire, the eyes are on
fire you are the un-forecasted storm.

Calm, collected and commanding, you leave the other stories standing with
your renditions and jokes bet there's hundreds of blokes that have wept
because you've stolen their thunder.