They offered me the office offered me
The shop
They said I'd better take anything
They'd got
Do you wanna make tea at the BBC
Do you wanna be
Do you really wanna be a cop

★ Career opportunities are
The ones that never knock
Every job they offer you is
To keep you out the dock
Career opportunities are
The ones that never knock

I hate the army an' I hate the raf
I don't wanna go fighting in the
Tropical heat
I hate the civil service rules
And I won't open letter bombs for you

★ Repeat

Bus driver
Ambulance man
Ticket inspector

They're gonna have to introduce
Conscription
They're gonna have to take away
My prescription
If they wanna get me making toys
If they wanna get me well I got no
Choice

★ Repeat

Caaaarrrreeeeeeers
Caaaarrrreeeeeeers
Caaaarrrreeeeeeers

Ain't never gonna knock