Watching the people get lairy
It's not very pretty I tell thee
Walking through town is quite scary
Its not very sensible either
A friend of a friend he got beaten
He looked the wrong way at a policeman
Would never have happened to Smeaton
An old leodensian
I tried to get to my taxi
The man in a tracksuit attacks me
He said that he saw it before me
And wants to get things a bit gory
Girls scrabble round with no clothes on
To borrow a pound for a condom
if it wasn't for chip fat they'd be frozen
They're not very sensible
And if there's anybody left in here
That doesn't want to be out there
Watching the people get lairy
It's not very pretty I tell thee
Walking through town is quite scary
Its not very sensible either
And if there's anybody left in here
That doesn't want to be out there
I predict a riot