Right now he's probably slow dancin' with a bleached-blond tramp and she's probably getting frisky
Right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey
Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick showin' her how to shoot a combo
And he don't know...

I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped-up 4-wheel drive,
Carved my name into his leather seats
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

Right now, she's probably up singin' some white-trash version of Shania karaoke
Right now, she's probably sayin' "I'm drunk" and he's a thinkin' that he's gonna get lucky
Right now, he's probably dabbin' on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom colone
Oh and he don't know ohhh

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped-up 4-wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

I mighta saved a little trouble for the next girl
’Cause the next time that he cheats
Oh, you know it won't be on me
Nooo not on me

Cuz I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped-up 4-wheel drive,
Carved my name into his leather seats.
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Maybe next time he'll think... before he cheats
Oh before he cheats
Ohh