Ring my friend I said you'd call, Doctor Robert
Day or night, he'll be there any time at all, Doctor Robert
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You're a new and better man
He helps you to understand
He does everything he can
Doctor Robert

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Take a drink from his special cup, Doctor Robert
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Helping anyone in need
No one can succeed like
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Don't pay money just to see yourself with Doctor Robert
Doctor Robert
You're a new and better man
He helps you to understand
He does everything he can
Doctor Robert

Well, well, well, you're feeling fine
Well, well, well, he'll make you
Doctor Robert

Ring my friend I said you'd call, Doctor Robert
Ring my friend I said you'd call, Doctor Robert
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