I am he
As you are he
As we are me
And we are all together
See how they run
Like pigs from a gun
See how they fly
I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake
Waiting for the van to come
Corporation tee shirt
Stupid bloody Tuesday
Man you been a naughty boy
You let your face grow long
I am the eggman, they are the eggman
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob

Mr. city policeman sitting
Pretty little policeman in a row
See how they fly
Like Lucy in the sky
See how they run
I'm crying, I'm crying
I'm crying, I'm crying

Yellow matter custard
Dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife
Pornographic priestess
Boy you been a naughty girl
You let your knickers down
I am the eggman, they are the eggman
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the English rain
I am the eggman, they are the eggman
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo g'joob

Expert texpert choking smokers
Don't you think the joker laughs at you
See how they smile
Like pigs in a sty
See how they snied
I'm crying

Semolina pilchards climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Khrishna
Man, you should have seen them
Kicking Edgar Allan Poe
I am the eggman, they are the eggman
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob ....