She was a working girl
North of England way
Now she's hit the big time
In the U.S.A.
And if she could only hear me
This is what I'd say

Honey Pie you are making me crazy
I'm in love but I'm lazy
So won't you please come home

Oh, Honey Pie, my position is tragic
Come and show me the magic
Of your Hollywood song

You became a legend of the silver screen
And now the thought of meeting you makes me weak in the knee

Oh, Honey Pie, you are driving me frantic
Sail across the Atlantic
To be where you belong
Honey Pie, come back to me

Will the wind that blew her boat across the sea
Kindly send her sailing back to me

Honey Pie, you are making me crazy
I'm in love but I'm lazy
So won't you please come home
Come, come back to me, Honey Pie