Well, you should see Polythene Pam
She's so good-looking
But she looks like a man

Well, you should see her in drag
Dressed in her polythene bag
Yes, you should see Polythene Pam

Get dose of her in jack-boots and kilt
She's killer diller
When she's dressed to the hilt

She's the kind of a girl
That makes the “News of the World”
Yes, you could say she was attractively built